My girlfriend has plenty of fun pairs of socks. She doesn’t even bother with wearing “normal” ones anymore. These are her penguin argyle socks. She’s a big fan of both penguins and argyle, but to say that she merely likes penguins is a bit of an understatement. She has plenty of penguin accessories, and I’m pretty sure she’s building her own stuffed penguin army. We recently had a death in the penguin family though. Megan has a penguin earring she affectionately refers to as Ralph that she wore in the upper cartilage of her right ear. She’s had it so long that the paint has worn off. Luckily she know where to get a replacement, but for now, Ralph is no longer with us.